119 Glowkos "teh Gray-Blu", kitten uv Hippo-Lokus ("Hippo" 4 short, cuz he wuz
rly skinneh — teh Greeks lieked irony) an teh kitten uv Taideyus (Daiomedeez)
120 ran n2 teh baddle-feeled, hissin an hollerin, hankerin 2 fite,
121 an dey tumblr'd toards each udder, angry ballz uv fur,
122 an Daiomedeez hooz skreech wuz famus sed:
123 "Hoo r u, brayvest uv all teh kittehs hoo will 1 day dai?
124 Ai hav not seen u on teh baddle-feeled ware kittehs win gloree
125 b4 nau. But nau u rush ahed n front uv every1,
126 so brayv: u stand b4 mai clawz, wich cast looong shados (cuz dey r long).
127 Wretched r teh kittehs hoo meet me face 2 face; ai pwn dem.
128 But if u caym frum atop teh Fridge uv Olimpus,
home uv teh ceiling cats hoo neva dai,
129 ai DO NOT WANT 2 fite u — fite teh hevinlee gods.
130 Not even teh strong kitten uv Dry-ass, Lick-urges,
131 livd long when he fot teh hevinlee gods.
[Storee uv Lick-urges, TL;DR: he haxx0red gurlkittehs an wuz a jerk.]
139 He did not live long, 9 lifes did not save him,
140 bcuz he wuz h8d bai all teh godz; dey pwnd him.
141 So ai DO NOT WANT 2 fite teh blessed godz.
142 But if u r a mortal cat, an eat cheezburgrs,
143 teh closer u come 2 me, teh sooner u will b ded.
144 Teh brite-eyed kitten uv Hippo ansered:
145 Taideyus' kitten, y do u ask about mai pedigree?
146 liek teh leafs r teh kittehs :
wich iz 2 say, 4 1 ting, der r alot uv dem,
bcuz ppl do not spay an neuder kittehs,
but dey r also similr n teh sense dat dey come an go :
147 n Fall, teh wind pours teh leafs on2 teh ground 4 kittehs 2 poop n,
148 an n Spring, teh trees make new leafs 4 kittehs 2 climb n.
149 In teh saym way, kittehs dai bcuz god killz a kitten wehn u masturb8,
but udder kittehs r born.
(Rly maybe ai shud compair kittehs 2 teh red dot uv teh lazer pointer,
wich flickrs briefly across teh wall, disapeers, an re-apeers.)
