(43) (He (Lolrus) prayed, and brite Feebee's Ap0ll0 hurd him. . .)
44 he jumpt down off teh Fridge uv Olimpus, b-n angrycat n his hart,
45 wif his bo an hooded kwiffer on his back.
46 Teh arroes clangd on his back as he prowled, angry —
47 (teh ceiling cat) himself, n moshun — he came down liek teh nite.
48 He crouched bai teh boats, let an arro fly,
49 an a terribl clang rang owt frum teh silver bo: BOOM, HEDSHOT!
50 Teh myewls he went 4 nawt sekkund, an teh brite-eyed goggies,
51 but neckst he haxx0red teh kittehs demselfs wif arroes.
52 (He pwnd so menee,) teh fiers dat cream8ed teh ded bodeez nevarr stopd.
53 4 9 daze teh arroes uv teh ceiling cat pwnd teh armee.
54 On teh tenf, Akilleez calld teh kittehs 2 ussemblee,
55 becuz Hera 'Socks' the White-Pawed put it n his hart,
56 cuz she DID NOT WANT 2 c the Dana-1s dy-n.
57 When dey wuz gaddured an ussembled,
58 amung dem roz Akilleez teh Swift-Pawed, an sed:
59 'Atrydeez, we r b-n pwnd, I wurry,
60 (n wore) if we even s-cape def —
61 wore an dizzies r both pwn-n teh Acheings. (←war and disease)
62 Butt weight: letz ask a preest oar profit (see-er)
63 oar a reeder uv dreemz — cuz dreemz r liek txts frum Ceiling Cat —
64 hoo cud say, Feebee's Ap0ll0, u mad bro? y u mad? :
65 (c) if he blames us 4 a vow fail, or a sack rough ice fail. (←sacrifice)
66 If he wud come (if we gived him) grilled goat-cheezburgrz,
67 he mite b willin 2 meat us an sayv us frum pwnage.'
